Monday, August 10, 2009

RE: Life With Boys, DATE: June 27, 2005

The following is another email I wrote to my dad during my first summer in Vail. I am, and always have been, a girly girl. I was living with three guys at the time and, after growing up in a female-dominated household, it was a bit of a challenge.


Dad:

I’m sitting in an apartment that looks like a college pad inhabited by guys. Why? Because it is an apartment inhabited by guys, three of them to be exact. This is a rare moment when I'm sitting in the living room enjoying (if that's what you call it) the company of both Joe and Dave, two of the guys I'm lucky enough to call my roommates at the moment. Both are currently sloppily enjoying pasta and, in case Aaron (my little brother) hasn't eaten any lately, let me remind you of how guys tend to eat pasta. It's not pretty. Guys don't eat pasta. Nope, they slurp it then belch it, which adds to the foul boy smell that has dug its talons into the furniture and carpet in this place. I spend a good majority of the time holding my breath. The other part of the time I'm passed out from holding my breath for too long in the altitude. I enjoy my living arrangement much more when I'm passed out.

Let me give you a visual. First there's the kitchen. It's sort of a toss up which room grosses me out more: the bathroom or the kitchen. If I clean either they remain in that state only until one of the guys enters the room. The kitchen isn't a large area. The floors are stained and the stove must have a birth date circa 1980. This can all easily be overlooked when the space is clean as, in general, I tend not to spend a great deal of time in any kitchen. On a good day there is only one pasta-crusted pot left on the stove, only two cupboard doors left open and I only have to brush the crumbs from the floor off my feet a couple times. On a bad day I put flip-flops and a face mask on before entering the room.

The living room has two tattered brownish couches and a chair to match. Guy-type magazines are strewn across the coffee table (if ever I leave one of mine there it is quickly re-distributed elsewhere). The room's highlight is the entertainment system, a large TV complete with a DVD player, a VHS player, and a multi-disc CD player. They've got it rigged so the sound for the TV comes through the CD player’s speakers resulting in offensively loud movie watching. Did I mention it smells in here? The walls in the living room are relatively bare, which the guys see as a problem. Their solution, go online and buy a giant Michigan flag, as we all hail from the state. The flag will arrive in the mail at a later date and they plan to hang it dead center above one of the couches. They were pretty proud of themselves on that one.

Should I touch on the bathroom or just leave that one to your imagination? Let's just say that I finally broke down and cleaned it a week ago. I had to buy rubber gloves and Lysol with bleach. It wasn't pretty. It's already dirty again.

I'm allowed to decorate my room to my taste (I say allowed because I put three magnets on the refrigerator at one point and was ridiculed for them so much that I removed them). I'm tempted to put up pink ruffled curtains just to balance out the rest of the apartment, or maybe a vanity in one corner with a pink satin chair and lots of perfume and makeup. I'll sing "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" at the top of my lungs while putting curlers in my hair. I have an overwhelming urge to fully embrace every girly part of me right now and not hold back. We're talking singing along to the Dirty Dancing soundtrack while staring dreamily at a poster of Patrick Swayze. We're talking fuchsia nail polish and lots of lace. I'm being pushed over the edge here. I'm not sure I can be held responsible for my actions from this point forward.

Things aren't all that bad I suppose. After all I’m in Rocky Mountain paradise and it's beautiful. Things have been a little rough, though. I miss my friends and I've had it with being around guys all the time. But I don't want to go home. When things get really tough, which they have, I tell myself I can go home, and ask myself if that's what I really want to do. I don't. I'm not overwhelmingly happy yet, which bothers me sometimes, but I still feel like this is the right move and I trust that in time this place will become home.

Well, Dad, I'm off for now. Write to you later.

Love, Tracey